CRACK ATTACK!

You act like nothing is wrong. You reach into your pocket to play with your naughty zone while whisteling an old bar ballad as a way to pass the time. Unfortunately the cop mistakes this move as you digging for a weapon and shoots a few warning shots. Unfortunately one of these hits the vehicle's gas tank. The explosion kills you AND the cop and leads to a chain reaction through the miles of parking lot, utterly destroying the WAL*MART empire's vehicular reserve.


Take that, Wal*Mart! You are a true martyr.