CRACK ATTACK!
You start to run, not looking back. But you notice that another police cruiser is pulling around ahead of you in an attempt to cut you off while you hear the sirens of the other blaring from behind.
You try to turn, but stumble and fall to the ground. As you struggle to your feet you are confronted with bright lights and video cameras along side the officers. You're going to be on TV!
You can hear the raegae theme song to Americas favorite reality show in your head.
Since you're going to be on TV, you figure you ought to try to stick out in everyone's minds. You begin taking your clothes off while the officers attempt to coax you into leaving it on. You throw your clothes at the officers, one layer at a time until you are standing there in nothing but your shoes. The blinking red and blue lights illuminate your body for all the world to see.
Then you take a long look at the camera and run. Let them catch your naked ass. Suckers. If they grab hold of you, they'll have to deal with potentially rubbing face with your ass-crack. HA! You've outsmarted the law once more.
Eventually, after forcing them to chase you in countless cirlces around the parking lot, they grab hold of you. When the officer wraps his arms around your waist, his hand brushes your erect penis and you choose this opportunity to fart, with his head located conveniently close to your little thunder maker.
The officer lets go, gagging and choking while the other two officers take their cue and tackle you to the ground. They throw you into the back of the cruiser and take you away to jail.
Sadly, while you are in their custody, the police pull up your record and find that your DNA matches that of the bandit that had been raping kittens throughout your neighborhood. You are what the media has tagged the "Cat Fucker". The judge throws the book at you, and doubles your sentence. In prison, you become everyone's favorite rape-toy. You hate it at first, but after awhile you grow to love it.
All in all, a happy ending.
You try to turn, but stumble and fall to the ground. As you struggle to your feet you are confronted with bright lights and video cameras along side the officers. You're going to be on TV!
You can hear the raegae theme song to Americas favorite reality show in your head.
Since you're going to be on TV, you figure you ought to try to stick out in everyone's minds. You begin taking your clothes off while the officers attempt to coax you into leaving it on. You throw your clothes at the officers, one layer at a time until you are standing there in nothing but your shoes. The blinking red and blue lights illuminate your body for all the world to see.
Then you take a long look at the camera and run. Let them catch your naked ass. Suckers. If they grab hold of you, they'll have to deal with potentially rubbing face with your ass-crack. HA! You've outsmarted the law once more.
Eventually, after forcing them to chase you in countless cirlces around the parking lot, they grab hold of you. When the officer wraps his arms around your waist, his hand brushes your erect penis and you choose this opportunity to fart, with his head located conveniently close to your little thunder maker.
The officer lets go, gagging and choking while the other two officers take their cue and tackle you to the ground. They throw you into the back of the cruiser and take you away to jail.
Sadly, while you are in their custody, the police pull up your record and find that your DNA matches that of the bandit that had been raping kittens throughout your neighborhood. You are what the media has tagged the "Cat Fucker". The judge throws the book at you, and doubles your sentence. In prison, you become everyone's favorite rape-toy. You hate it at first, but after awhile you grow to love it.
All in all, a happy ending.
