The Adventures of George W. Bush

Your cabinet is all gathered in a secret room located in an underground bunker below the White House. The shiny new time displacement equipment is standing by, ready to go. The dial is set for August 2, 2004.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Get your asses in there!" growls Dick Cheney. Hearing their leader's stern command, the entire Presidential Cabinet crowds into the ACME TIME WARP-O-MATIC.

Being in the cramped, crowded time machine reminds you of your childhood love of elevators. "Can I push the button, Dick? Can I?" you plead.

"Alright, George!" Dick relents. "Push the button!"

You have 1 choice: