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The Big 'un!

The cop speaks every word loudly and slowly... like your foreign.
"Mr Maloy you are under arrest! Anything you do say..."
Ahem. "That's next door." you promt.
"Oh well thank you for your time, SIR!" The squadron of cops stomp out the room taking any faith you have in their comptency.

The following morning you rise out of bed and decide what to do with the day.