Love SICK
You begin to drink the blood like a water fountain, just then the mail man sees you, and he immediately pulls out a gun from his mail bag!
"Hold it right there you crazy motherfucker!"
You don't even bat an eye, you just whistle, at which point your two pit bulls, Lucifer and Damien come running out from around the house and attack the mailman before he even gets a shot off. The dogs proceed to rip open his stomach and run off with part of his intestines, as the mail man gasps for help; you grab the axe by your front door and cut off each limb as the life flows out of his body.
While this is all good fun for you, you suddenly remember you're supposed to be writing your love poem to your sister.
"Hold it right there you crazy motherfucker!"
You don't even bat an eye, you just whistle, at which point your two pit bulls, Lucifer and Damien come running out from around the house and attack the mailman before he even gets a shot off. The dogs proceed to rip open his stomach and run off with part of his intestines, as the mail man gasps for help; you grab the axe by your front door and cut off each limb as the life flows out of his body.
While this is all good fun for you, you suddenly remember you're supposed to be writing your love poem to your sister.