Love SICK
You drag the corpses of the mailman and Girl Scout into the house and put some clothes on. You play with the bodies for a bit, putting them in obscene poses, when you kind of realize you REALLY should be writing that poem for sis. Then you get a cunning plan!
You take the mailman's remaining entrails and begin to decorate the front room with them like crepe paper! You then rip a bone out of his rib cage and dip it into the blood and begin to write poetry on a blank wall of your house. Oh won't she be so thrilled to see the effort you put into showing how much you love her!
"Hmmm, what rhymes with decapitate?" you think.
Suddenly you hear some noise coming from the kitchen. Damn! It's that teenage girl you captured along side the road, you thought you had her firmly tied in the attic, and you thought cutting her tendons would prevent any escape attempts. As she's trying to crawl out the back door, you grab a mallet and smash it into her spine, shattering it! She howls in pain, at which point you take a fillet knife and begin to skin her alive, finally after about a half hour of this you get tired of her screaming and take a mallet and smash her so hard in the back of the skull that the mallet goes straight through where upon her brains come oozing out. Hmmmmm tasty!
Well you wasted a bunch of time and never finished your poem. Your sister just pulled up in the drive way and you've got bodies in the hallway, a body in the kitchen, entrails on the walls and blood all over the place.
She's not going to be pleased about this mess you've made.
How do you want to handle this?
You take the mailman's remaining entrails and begin to decorate the front room with them like crepe paper! You then rip a bone out of his rib cage and dip it into the blood and begin to write poetry on a blank wall of your house. Oh won't she be so thrilled to see the effort you put into showing how much you love her!
"Hmmm, what rhymes with decapitate?" you think.
Suddenly you hear some noise coming from the kitchen. Damn! It's that teenage girl you captured along side the road, you thought you had her firmly tied in the attic, and you thought cutting her tendons would prevent any escape attempts. As she's trying to crawl out the back door, you grab a mallet and smash it into her spine, shattering it! She howls in pain, at which point you take a fillet knife and begin to skin her alive, finally after about a half hour of this you get tired of her screaming and take a mallet and smash her so hard in the back of the skull that the mallet goes straight through where upon her brains come oozing out. Hmmmmm tasty!
Well you wasted a bunch of time and never finished your poem. Your sister just pulled up in the drive way and you've got bodies in the hallway, a body in the kitchen, entrails on the walls and blood all over the place.
She's not going to be pleased about this mess you've made.
How do you want to handle this?