Criminals

You go to bed and fall asleep without even changing out of your clothes.

The next morning you wake up and go straight for your newspaper. After flipping through it a couple of times, you finally find your murder is worth a two paragraph story in the lower left-hand corner of page D12.

You angrily throw the paper back on the kitchen table and you turn on the TV. Nothing. You search the internet news. Nothing. Apparently murder is so common now that no one pays attention to it unless it's someone rich and/or famous.

You need to do something that will get attention...but what? Kill the president? Too hard. Kill yourself? Too easy. Kill Marilyn Monroe? Already dead.

No, you need something else, something imaginative, something like...regicide!

Now you just have to buy a plane ticket to the country of your marked monarch.