Escape From Hell Asylum
"Leaving already, sir? Very well. Before you depart is sir perhaps forgetting something?"
He must mean my coat did I give him my coat I can't remember. Sure enough the butler holds out an arm bearing a man's winter coat. "We wouldn't want you catching your death now would we sir?" "If sir would be so kind as to unburden me." "Hmm, what?" You realise the Butler has been staring at you to take the coat. "I'm not sure I had a coat....eh he of course I eh thank you thank you." You're feeling confused but decide to take the coat even if it isnt yours anything to stop the butler boring into you with those mortician eyes of his. The coat may not belong to you but it's your size and you feel more comfortable with it on.
Maybe now you can leave you think to yourself. "Well I better be going" you say by way of goodbye. The Butler responds by pointing a finger at your groin and then slowly tracing an invisible line upwards stopping at your exposed neck. You're momentarily stunned until you realise he's reminding you to zip up the coat. You do as your told which apparently pleases your friend whose lips curl at the sound of the zipper clicking in place. "Ah now that sir is properly attired sir may follow me, the guest room has been prepared for your arrival" intones the Butler. "Guest no I...what the hell this coat wasn't white before what have you done, what are these...no it can't be no no NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He must mean my coat did I give him my coat I can't remember. Sure enough the butler holds out an arm bearing a man's winter coat. "We wouldn't want you catching your death now would we sir?" "If sir would be so kind as to unburden me." "Hmm, what?" You realise the Butler has been staring at you to take the coat. "I'm not sure I had a coat....eh he of course I eh thank you thank you." You're feeling confused but decide to take the coat even if it isnt yours anything to stop the butler boring into you with those mortician eyes of his. The coat may not belong to you but it's your size and you feel more comfortable with it on.
Maybe now you can leave you think to yourself. "Well I better be going" you say by way of goodbye. The Butler responds by pointing a finger at your groin and then slowly tracing an invisible line upwards stopping at your exposed neck. You're momentarily stunned until you realise he's reminding you to zip up the coat. You do as your told which apparently pleases your friend whose lips curl at the sound of the zipper clicking in place. "Ah now that sir is properly attired sir may follow me, the guest room has been prepared for your arrival" intones the Butler. "Guest no I...what the hell this coat wasn't white before what have you done, what are these...no it can't be no no NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
