The Ring of Time

You amble as inconspicuously as possible into J.C.Penney's, considering that you're a young MALE who doesn't look like he does much "shopping" anyway, and also considering you should probably be in school right now. As soon as the makeup counter girls start giving you weird looks, you know it's time to "disappear", and you do so from a relatively obscure hiding place.

You head over to the dressing rooms closest to the lingerie department, only to find there's no one currently frozen IN the dressing rooms. You emerge from the rooms to see if there's anyone currently OUT of the changing areas that you'd like to see IN it - and to your dismay, find nothing but old and middle-aged women (and to top it all off, they could ALL give the Goodyear blimp a run for its money).

You're beginning to give up hope on your original idea, but then you recall that (if you WANTED to), with the ring, the whole MALL full of women would be fair game! It's your choice. Would you rather: