The Meaning of Knife
As you walk into the Pope's bedchamber, you must quickly dodge a young boy speeding out of the door. Behind him, winded, is the Pope.
"Ah,come back! I swear I'll be gentler this time! And it won't go up my nose!" The Pope notices you. "Oh, hello, sorry I didn't see you. I am Pope Homo Sapien III at your service. What do you need?"
"I need to know all you can tell me about the ChristKnife."
"Ah yes, the ChristKnife. It is evil. Whoever touches it is automatically sent to hell. It does this in a peculiar manner: once it touches flesh it secretes an evil venom. It is all the more painful when released in the ass, so the Knife is a punishment for gays. If you wish to find it, I have a hunch it is in Jerusalem. And since the city is controlled by Muslims, you'd have to organize a Crusade to get it. If you want the exact location, you could ask the Prophet. He lives next door." Do you organize a Crusade or ask the Prophet?
"Ah,come back! I swear I'll be gentler this time! And it won't go up my nose!" The Pope notices you. "Oh, hello, sorry I didn't see you. I am Pope Homo Sapien III at your service. What do you need?"
"I need to know all you can tell me about the ChristKnife."
"Ah yes, the ChristKnife. It is evil. Whoever touches it is automatically sent to hell. It does this in a peculiar manner: once it touches flesh it secretes an evil venom. It is all the more painful when released in the ass, so the Knife is a punishment for gays. If you wish to find it, I have a hunch it is in Jerusalem. And since the city is controlled by Muslims, you'd have to organize a Crusade to get it. If you want the exact location, you could ask the Prophet. He lives next door." Do you organize a Crusade or ask the Prophet?