The Meaning of Knife

You leave the Pope and immediately start on your campaign to kill all of the Muslims. You must have a strategic plan, or it will all fall apart.

You have to convince the general public that getting you the Knife will help them (it will kill them of course). Children's minds are the easiest to manipulate. You should start a Children's Crusade.

You begin mass-producing dolls that say "Go to war with Jonathan Christ!" and lo and behold, it works. You have hundreds and hundreds of little munchkins at your service. You walk to Jerusalem. Its your 500 kids against 1000 armed Muslim men What's your strategy?
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