Criminals

You run to the candystore and fly through the easy-opening door.

"Gimme some candy," you beg to the two employees.

"Not with that attitude," the female worker hissed. "We won't give you anything."

The male worker smiles at you then winks.

"Faggot," you sneer at him.

"Hey! He's human, too," a customer exclaims. "Don't go calling people faggots!"

She slips her hand into her purse and pulls out some mace.