Silent, but Deadly

You tell your Sergeant that you have been wounded in an earlier incident. The Sgt. begins to scream at you. "What is wrong with you, Private? Does your pu**y hurt? Did you cut your finger shuffling paper? You haven't seen any combat, Pvt. Jones! Now, get your ass up there and hand out the ammo like I told you!"
Without any hesitation and after you peed all over yourself, you set out to fulfill your obligation to the mission.


It seems you were not given that option to stay back and pretend to be wounded, so, it seems that the choice you have made was not the wisest of them all. So, guess what, Pvt. JonesÂ…you will have to continue this mission. Good luck! You may not be as fortunate the next time.