Inuyasha-Starring as Miroku

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"The Door to Door game?" you ask timidly.

(okay, the big guys gave me permission to type smaller now).

"Sorry, we don't have any game called that," they say.

"Of course you do," you reply, confused. "The Door to Door-"

"THERE'S NO SUCH GAME!" they shout.

You click back, and then you realize your mistake. Okay, you roll your eyes. "The Deadly Door - to - Door Game."

"Good!" they say. "It's one of the games in which you have a next to zero chance of winning! Let's begin!"

"I'll state the rules," says punk #1. Suddenly, 4 doors appear out of nowhere! In thin air! "See those doors there? You're going to have to pick one door. Only ONE door out of those four are good. Two are bad, and, oh wait, two doors are good."

"What do you-"

"SHUT UP!" punk #2 says. "Why don't you pick the door you want and hope stupid fate is on your side!"