Inuyasha-Starring as Miroku

You head over to the door labeled "TRICK OR TREAT!" Cool! you think. "Dum dum, I'm gonna ger-"

"SHUT UP!" the big punks say together.

"Okay, okay," you say angrily. You open the door. Suddenly, an orange paper mache pumpkin bursts out!

"TRICK OR TREAT!" the pumpkin says. "Guess what the trick is?"

"I don't know," you say lamely. "Come on, spit it out!"

The pumpkin: spits.

"I didn't mean it that way!" you roar.

"Okay, guess what?" the pumpkin continues. "The trick is not to die..."