TRASH
"Alright, I guess that makes sense."
"Okay, but we should probably should drive around a bit rather than just camping out in one area though." Dan says
You begin driving around telling Dan to shut the fuck up every now and then and to keep his eyes peeled. About an hour passes and you still haven't found anyone, you get pissed off and stop the truck.
"Alright, fuck this."
"What? Why'd you stop?"
"You got fuckin' gas money? I'm not driving around wasting gas fuckhead! I'm parking right here, and someone better show up soon."
"Why the hell are you getting mad at me for?"
"Because this was your bright idea!"
"Me? I'm not the one who wanted to do this shit! I was gonna try to rip off that old miserable bastard Big Jim today!"
"Ha ha! Then you're fuckin' lucky that I brought you with me, cause Jim woulda drilled several holes in your ass! You dipshit, you don't rob from some crazy heavily armed Viet Nam vet!"
"Fuck you Mel! What the hell would you know about it? You ain't riskin' your ass stealing everyday! You're sitting at home sponging off your girlfriend Tina!"
"And since when does stealing make you a valuable member of society?"
"Hey at least I don't pretend to be somethin' I'm not!"
"Yes you fuckin' do! You're acting like you're some hardcore criminal, when all you fuckin' are is a pathetic junkie who's only stealing to support his fuckin' habit!"
"Fuck you, you goddamn drunk! You ain't no better than me!"
"The fuck I ain't! Now shut the hell up andÂ…"
"That's it! I'm sick of you telling me what to do Mel!" Dan yells and punches you in the face. He might've done some damage, if he wasn't so puny.
"Dan, that was the wrong fuckin' move!" You slam his head into the dashboard, and then throw him out of the truck, and then drive off for home leaving him to ponder his poor judgment.
Well this was a squandered day; you ended up wasting gas money and spent the entire time arguing with Dan's junkie ass. You only have yourselves to blame, after all you listened to his grand plan. When Tina gets home she yells at you for being a no good bum as usual, you take it all in stride, still it's a lot more annoying when you aren't drunk enough to basically ignore her nagging.
You end up having to sleep on the couch which you do while watching an infomercial of "Girls Gone Apeshit."
"Okay, but we should probably should drive around a bit rather than just camping out in one area though." Dan says
You begin driving around telling Dan to shut the fuck up every now and then and to keep his eyes peeled. About an hour passes and you still haven't found anyone, you get pissed off and stop the truck.
"Alright, fuck this."
"What? Why'd you stop?"
"You got fuckin' gas money? I'm not driving around wasting gas fuckhead! I'm parking right here, and someone better show up soon."
"Why the hell are you getting mad at me for?"
"Because this was your bright idea!"
"Me? I'm not the one who wanted to do this shit! I was gonna try to rip off that old miserable bastard Big Jim today!"
"Ha ha! Then you're fuckin' lucky that I brought you with me, cause Jim woulda drilled several holes in your ass! You dipshit, you don't rob from some crazy heavily armed Viet Nam vet!"
"Fuck you Mel! What the hell would you know about it? You ain't riskin' your ass stealing everyday! You're sitting at home sponging off your girlfriend Tina!"
"And since when does stealing make you a valuable member of society?"
"Hey at least I don't pretend to be somethin' I'm not!"
"Yes you fuckin' do! You're acting like you're some hardcore criminal, when all you fuckin' are is a pathetic junkie who's only stealing to support his fuckin' habit!"
"Fuck you, you goddamn drunk! You ain't no better than me!"
"The fuck I ain't! Now shut the hell up andÂ…"
"That's it! I'm sick of you telling me what to do Mel!" Dan yells and punches you in the face. He might've done some damage, if he wasn't so puny.
"Dan, that was the wrong fuckin' move!" You slam his head into the dashboard, and then throw him out of the truck, and then drive off for home leaving him to ponder his poor judgment.
Well this was a squandered day; you ended up wasting gas money and spent the entire time arguing with Dan's junkie ass. You only have yourselves to blame, after all you listened to his grand plan. When Tina gets home she yells at you for being a no good bum as usual, you take it all in stride, still it's a lot more annoying when you aren't drunk enough to basically ignore her nagging.
You end up having to sleep on the couch which you do while watching an infomercial of "Girls Gone Apeshit."
