TRASH
Not a place for the weak, but you're prepared for it. Of course you need to gather some things. First of all you grab your pistol, shot gun and lots of ammo. You know this isn't going to be a cake walk, you need someone to keep an eye out, while you look for stuff. You go to your "friend" Dan's trailer. You knock on the door and he answers it almost immediately.
"Oh hey Mel! What's going on? You want some blow?"
"What the fuck? You gone faggot on me?"
"What? No! No! I mean coke!"
He's hyper from doing too much coke already, good he'll be perfect.
"No man, look we got some work to do, so come on I'll tell you what to do on the way there."
"Work? Um I dunno Mel, I'm kinda busy you know "
"Dan, you ain't doin' shit except getting' high and probably fucking some fat bitch. Get yer ass in the truck! You'll be getting a cut of the money to go get wasted some more don't worry."
Dan jumps at your command and quickly gets in the truck. You get in the truck and start driving. You turn on the radio and appropriately AC/DC comes on to get you in that "warrior mode", of course Dan's chatter ruins it for you.
"So um, what's with all the guns, Mel?"
"Goddammit, you couldn't have saved your questions for after this song? We're going to the abandoned warehouse district, to pick up scrap."
"WHAT!? I didn't know that! If I had "
"If you had, you still woulda been coming with me, kicking and screaming. Now stop being a bitch and fuckin' be a man! I need someone to look out while I'm searching for the good stuff, an' being as hyper as you are, I know you'll at least be good at that. If someone fucks with you, well that's why I brought the shot gun."
"But I don't wanna kill anyone!"
"For fucks sake, its not gonna come to that probably. You just need it to at least appear threatening. Only use it as a last resort. Knowing you, you'll probably shot your goddamn foot off with it."
You finally get to the abandoned warehouse district. It's pretty quiet actually, normally there's scrap collectors battling it out in the streets. Of course maybe they're all fighting in the buildings. You're about to go inside one of them, when a miracle happens, Dan gets an idea.
"Hey Mel, why the fuck do we gotta look for anything? Why not just wait around for some other idiots and jump them for their stuff?"
Ah now THERE'S the criminal mentality that Dan's suddenly unleashed! He might be cowardly junkie, but the fool makes a good point.
"Oh hey Mel! What's going on? You want some blow?"
"What the fuck? You gone faggot on me?"
"What? No! No! I mean coke!"
He's hyper from doing too much coke already, good he'll be perfect.
"No man, look we got some work to do, so come on I'll tell you what to do on the way there."
"Work? Um I dunno Mel, I'm kinda busy you know "
"Dan, you ain't doin' shit except getting' high and probably fucking some fat bitch. Get yer ass in the truck! You'll be getting a cut of the money to go get wasted some more don't worry."
Dan jumps at your command and quickly gets in the truck. You get in the truck and start driving. You turn on the radio and appropriately AC/DC comes on to get you in that "warrior mode", of course Dan's chatter ruins it for you.
"So um, what's with all the guns, Mel?"
"Goddammit, you couldn't have saved your questions for after this song? We're going to the abandoned warehouse district, to pick up scrap."
"WHAT!? I didn't know that! If I had "
"If you had, you still woulda been coming with me, kicking and screaming. Now stop being a bitch and fuckin' be a man! I need someone to look out while I'm searching for the good stuff, an' being as hyper as you are, I know you'll at least be good at that. If someone fucks with you, well that's why I brought the shot gun."
"But I don't wanna kill anyone!"
"For fucks sake, its not gonna come to that probably. You just need it to at least appear threatening. Only use it as a last resort. Knowing you, you'll probably shot your goddamn foot off with it."
You finally get to the abandoned warehouse district. It's pretty quiet actually, normally there's scrap collectors battling it out in the streets. Of course maybe they're all fighting in the buildings. You're about to go inside one of them, when a miracle happens, Dan gets an idea.
"Hey Mel, why the fuck do we gotta look for anything? Why not just wait around for some other idiots and jump them for their stuff?"
Ah now THERE'S the criminal mentality that Dan's suddenly unleashed! He might be cowardly junkie, but the fool makes a good point.