TRASH
You go to the refrigerator, grab all the beer you can and then head towards the front door.
"Where are you gowing?"
"Fuck this, kid. You're on your own. I didn't sign up to be a fuckin' zoo keeper." You say and leave.
You go home and drink yourself into a stupor as usual. Tina gets home and sighs, she decides to go straight to bed, but before she does, you ask her a ground breaking question.
"Hey (hic!) baby! You ever want (hic!) kids?"
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? Fuck no! I'd be the one doing all the fucking work! What the hell would you do? Teach the kid how to be a lazy slob who drinks all fuckin' day?"
"(Hic!) Okay one less thing for me to (hic!) worry 'bout."
"Where are you gowing?"
"Fuck this, kid. You're on your own. I didn't sign up to be a fuckin' zoo keeper." You say and leave.
You go home and drink yourself into a stupor as usual. Tina gets home and sighs, she decides to go straight to bed, but before she does, you ask her a ground breaking question.
"Hey (hic!) baby! You ever want (hic!) kids?"
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? Fuck no! I'd be the one doing all the fucking work! What the hell would you do? Teach the kid how to be a lazy slob who drinks all fuckin' day?"
"(Hic!) Okay one less thing for me to (hic!) worry 'bout."
