TRASH

Little Bobby has annoyed the shit out countless horny 40 year old men who want to fuck his Mom, despite all their efforts to ignore him and concentrate on her. What chance have you got?

Well at first you think you're gotten rid of the little shit, with your harsh words, but little Bobby's heard worse from his Mom, so that doesn't have any effect. Instead he comes back with a box.

"Wanna see what's inside? Wanna see what's inside? Wanna see what's inside?"
"No, I sa…" before you can reply to Bobby's repetitive whine, he opens the box anyway, and out comes the biggest, fattest frog you've ever seen leaping into your lap.
"Agh! My nuts!" you shout in surprise.
It startles you so much; you end up jumping backwards from your sitting position, over the couch and falling on your head to the floor. The frog at this point has leaped away again and is hopping all over the place.

"My fwog! My fwog! You gotta help me catch it!" Bobby yells.

As you get up and rub your head, you begin to wonder if this is all worth it.

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