YOU save the entire Universe!

#Go kill maim discombobulate#
NO! This ends now! No more the unwilling puppet of another man's puppetting hand!
"I will..." #"KILL YOU ALL WEAK FLESHLINGS!" you screech menacingly at the fleeing crowds. You raise your arm to fire.
And use your other arm to wrestle it back down!
"I will not kill!" you scream inwardly, "I am #PR0P3RTY OF MAYHEM INDUSTRIES# a human being! I will not be used!
#01 LIST PRIME DIRECTIVES:
hmmmmmm PROCESSING
#1) BETRAY THE PUBLIC TRUST
2) KILL THE INNOCENT
3) KILL ANYBODY ELSE~~######

"Nooooo!"
ggggggggg1111#SLAUGHTER MUTILATE DISPATCH WHACK ELIMINATE OBLITERATE#

You desperately wrack your brains for a solution....