What Ho!
Dismal Wagnerian music plays in the background as you head down the aisle, appropriately dressed in black.
One heavy step at a time, you drag yourself towards the altar. You clutch the handrail for support and swoon a bit.
The minister, who has been talking for a good bit, clears his throat. "Come on, sir. I said 'Do you, Peter Postletwaite take this woman, Winifred MacGillicuddy, to be your lawfully wedded wife. If so, say I DO." He looks at you with a piercing gaze.
You turn to see Cuddy, resplendent in white, staring up at you with shining eyes.
Gasping for breath, you say
"I D- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
You wake up screaming in a cold sweat in your bed back home.
One heavy step at a time, you drag yourself towards the altar. You clutch the handrail for support and swoon a bit.
The minister, who has been talking for a good bit, clears his throat. "Come on, sir. I said 'Do you, Peter Postletwaite take this woman, Winifred MacGillicuddy, to be your lawfully wedded wife. If so, say I DO." He looks at you with a piercing gaze.
You turn to see Cuddy, resplendent in white, staring up at you with shining eyes.
Gasping for breath, you say
"I D- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
You wake up screaming in a cold sweat in your bed back home.