What Ho!

Sleep comes, padding about softly on padded feet (you believe that's the turn of phrase). Within seconds, you are transported to gentle place of quiet and rest. A melodious snoring fills the room.

"Gurgle gurgle," comments your stomach, waking you rudely. Of course you can't blame it, having merely propitiated the beast with a few meagre slabs of toast. No, no, more is called for.

Rising from the soft depths of the chair, you head down to the breakfast hall where