Steve-The Text Adventure
You wonder into the bathroom and head towards the stalls. There are five stalls, you pick the 2nd from the right one and begin your business. As you do your thing, the leprechaun comes in and picks the middle one, despite the fact he could have picked either of the other two that weren’t directly next to yours. You command yourself to hurry up, but it doesn’t work. The leprechaun begins his thing. He is invading your personal bubble.