Steve-The Text Adventure

You look away and try your best to ignore him; however he begins talking to you about the cute hostess. He tells you that he dated her for a while, but she eventually dumped him for a smurf. He's been tryin to get over it with poetry. You feel bad for the leprechaun named Scott because of his story but then you realize that both of you had stopped peeing about ten minutes ago. So thusly, you had both been talking to each other while standing with winkie in hand. "Awkward" you both say at the same time. You both walk out of the bathroom and never talk of it again; he goes back to his rounds outside.