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What Ho!

He gratefully grasps it in his mitt, then stuffs it in his hip pocket.

"Thanks old man, I knew you had it in you. Now, just be ready to do that with your cheque book tonight, ha ha!"

"Ha ha. Tell, me Fatty, um, exactly how much does your average orphanage run for these days?"

Fatty waves his arm vaguely "Oh, you know, it depends so much on so many things, really hard to say. We can work it out, I'm sure."

"Quite" you say, and are about to say more when the dinner bell rings. Fatty promptly salivates at the mouth.

"Well Petey, see you at dinner!" he chirps with eyes bright.

You realize you should throw on the soup bib, so you