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What Ho!

There's the usual unpleasant encounter with a self righteous judge, but Timpson knows the ropes of the legal system and has you out by that evening.

You head off to the club by way of celebration. After you cheerfully stagger back home, you don your burgundy pajamas with the spiffy duck motif and gratefully crawl between the waiting sheets of your bed.

Happy dreams ensue until you

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