Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

What Ho!

Her eyes narrow in shock, then she remembers herself and gives you a big hug.

"Ooooooooh, sweet little Petey, I knew you would volunteer to help!" she simpers insincerely.

"I'm not little. Oh, that's right, you're using Fatty as a basis of comparison"

As you reel from the left hook to your solar plexus, she describes her foul plan.....

You have 1 choice: