The Evil Biscuits

You decide to fight the biscuits! You grab a knife and some jam and head out onto the battlefield. The biscuits try to defend themselves, but you slash them, put the jam on them, and then eat them. This cycle repeats until all of the biscuits that are alive are dead in your stomach. Atleast, you think that they're all gone. Suddenly, you hear a deep voice. "Hello." "Who's there?!" You yell out. "It's me." The voice says. "Me who??" You ask. Suddenly, they turn off their voice changer and say, "ME." You instantly recognize the voice and yell out in shock, "THEBISCUITEATER????" "Yes, that's me. It was all a 10 month and 6 day late April Fool's joke." "That's the worst April Fool's joke I've ever seen!" You yell out in anger. "Vaporizing thousands of people... all because of a day??" "Yep. Pretty funny, don't you think." "What's funny about that???????????????????????????????????????????????????????" "Eh, you wouldn't get it. BISCUIT ARMY!! ATTACK!!!" Oh noes. There's MORE biscuit people! You have to make a tough decision. You can either fight or run. Which is it gonna be?