The Evil Biscuits

The choice was fight or flight, and you decided to fight! You do Spiderman type stuff as you destroy and eat all of the biscuit men. "NO! MY ARMY OF BISCUITS! YOU PSYCHO!" TheBiscuitEater screams at you. "You're the psycho! You literally killed thousands, if not MILLIONS of people all because of biscuits and a terrible joke." You argue at him. "If I can't become the universal god, then NO ONE can become the universal god!" He says back at you. "...what?" You ask back. Suddenly, he pulls out the forbidden chocolate coated biscuit. "You wouldn't!" You yell at him. "I WOULD." He yells back. Suddenly, he laughs maniacally and throws the chocolate biscuit. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" You scream at him. Suddenly, your vision gets overblown by sugar as you sink into the sweetness. You've sacrificed yourself for the safety of the world, your family, and everyone who's still alive on the planet. You did good in the world and got one of the only good endings in this story. Good Job.

TRUE ENDING