That river in Egypt

"What sort of hats do you like then?"
"Hmmm well I think berets look silly, but I do like a good baseball cap. I think that cowboy hats and tophats make quite the statement, but they don't really go with my usual outfits. And don't forget those caps with the coloured windmills on top! I don't eally wear hats but they can look cool on other people"