That river in Egypt

Before she had the chance to reprimand him, she heard the pitter patter of tiny little feet running somewhere behind her. Then, an evil high pitched cackle. Damocles was telling the truth, there really was a gnome on the loose. She heard a metallic cocking noise and turned around.
"HOLYFUCKINGSHI-"
Before she knew it, a gnome with an M16 absolutely lit the room up with bullets. The gnome sprayed in all directions until the magazine was empty. There were no survivors. The end!
"HOLYFUCKINGSHI-"
Before she knew it, a gnome with an M16 absolutely lit the room up with bullets. The gnome sprayed in all directions until the magazine was empty. There were no survivors. The end!