That river in Egypt
"You will not believe what happened"
"Oh yeah? Go on"
"So I was sitting here, right. And then I heard tiny little footsteps running around and some high pitched cackling. I knew that this was either a duende, goblin or a gnome at work so I stayed calm. It jumped up onto the table, ripping my blindfold off and standing by your laptop. Once I saw it I identified it as a gnome, that's for sure. It started clicking around on your laptop, and it took a selfie! I didn't want anything to happen to your precious files, so I was about to kick the gnome off the table when I heard your voice! It scared the gnome so bad that it jumped and knocked your laptop, that's why it's in a different position. I decided to be good and I put the blindfold back on myself using my knees. But the gnome...I think it's still here somewhere..."
Rennala pulled the blindfold off Damocles' face, he could finally see and she did not look happy.
"The gnome took a selfie with my laptop, and you just let it?"
"Sorry... it was getting good angles..."
Rennala straightened her laptop and went to the recent photos folder. To her dismay, there was in-fact a photo of a gnome...
"Oh yeah? Go on"
"So I was sitting here, right. And then I heard tiny little footsteps running around and some high pitched cackling. I knew that this was either a duende, goblin or a gnome at work so I stayed calm. It jumped up onto the table, ripping my blindfold off and standing by your laptop. Once I saw it I identified it as a gnome, that's for sure. It started clicking around on your laptop, and it took a selfie! I didn't want anything to happen to your precious files, so I was about to kick the gnome off the table when I heard your voice! It scared the gnome so bad that it jumped and knocked your laptop, that's why it's in a different position. I decided to be good and I put the blindfold back on myself using my knees. But the gnome...I think it's still here somewhere..."
Rennala pulled the blindfold off Damocles' face, he could finally see and she did not look happy.
"The gnome took a selfie with my laptop, and you just let it?"
"Sorry... it was getting good angles..."
Rennala straightened her laptop and went to the recent photos folder. To her dismay, there was in-fact a photo of a gnome...