That river in Egypt

Damocles had nothing else to say. At least nothing that would help his situation, he had a great many unhelpful things to make her hear.
"The defendent is hereby found guilty of all charges"
*BANG*
"Hehe that was easy! In addition to being a brilliant police officer and investigator, I'm also a judge in this courtroom. I sentence you to life imprisonment and a lifetime of servitude, served together"
*BANG*
"We now move our attention to the transfering of ownership. I hereby declare you legal property of your new owner, Rennala (me again!). This hearing is to smooth out the transition into her care"
"I don't think that's how court works..."
"Don't question it silly or I might just pull a few strings and get your cage size reduced..."
"........"
"All that's left to do is go through the contract. There's no need to read through it all, but I'll read a little of the main parts"
Rennala, or the judge placed a stack of papers onto the table and sat down. There must have been at least 4 pages in that contract, but Damocles couldn't see what was written on them. She started reading, clearly skipping large and probably important sections.
"Life imprisonment, something about the cage staying on at all times except for the owners permission, yada yada yada orgasm free except for on release day, something something, 2 week training program, full time service, something something weekly cleaning day ehh who cares. Are the parties in agreement?"
"The defendent is hereby found guilty of all charges"
*BANG*
"Hehe that was easy! In addition to being a brilliant police officer and investigator, I'm also a judge in this courtroom. I sentence you to life imprisonment and a lifetime of servitude, served together"
*BANG*
"We now move our attention to the transfering of ownership. I hereby declare you legal property of your new owner, Rennala (me again!). This hearing is to smooth out the transition into her care"
"I don't think that's how court works..."
"Don't question it silly or I might just pull a few strings and get your cage size reduced..."
"........"
"All that's left to do is go through the contract. There's no need to read through it all, but I'll read a little of the main parts"
Rennala, or the judge placed a stack of papers onto the table and sat down. There must have been at least 4 pages in that contract, but Damocles couldn't see what was written on them. She started reading, clearly skipping large and probably important sections.
"Life imprisonment, something about the cage staying on at all times except for the owners permission, yada yada yada orgasm free except for on release day, something something, 2 week training program, full time service, something something weekly cleaning day ehh who cares. Are the parties in agreement?"