That river in Egypt

"What damn evidence?"
"For the charge of being an unrealised subby pet, ready to be claimed by an owner I have collected enough on you. To start with, let's go through the charge step by step shall we?"
"..."
"First off, being an unrealised subby pet. You denied the charges, which means you don't realise at all that you were born to serve me, that is your place. But now that your future owner (me!) has recognised that part inside you, she'll train you up and bring it out.
The evidence to support you being subby is that you did as you were told at the party. You drank wine when ordered, sat on the floor before your future owner, and even made sure she'd get home safe. You made her a drink when asked, you let her put cuffs on you, and you're even wearing a cage that she has the key to! It doesn't get more definitive than that. You may disagree but ultimately you don't get a say over her hehe.
Next, ready to be claimed by an owner. You say you don't have an owner, which means that you're free for claiming hehe. It's well established that you're wearing a cage, so you're pretty much owned already! Do you have anything else?"
"For the charge of being an unrealised subby pet, ready to be claimed by an owner I have collected enough on you. To start with, let's go through the charge step by step shall we?"
"..."
"First off, being an unrealised subby pet. You denied the charges, which means you don't realise at all that you were born to serve me, that is your place. But now that your future owner (me!) has recognised that part inside you, she'll train you up and bring it out.
The evidence to support you being subby is that you did as you were told at the party. You drank wine when ordered, sat on the floor before your future owner, and even made sure she'd get home safe. You made her a drink when asked, you let her put cuffs on you, and you're even wearing a cage that she has the key to! It doesn't get more definitive than that. You may disagree but ultimately you don't get a say over her hehe.
Next, ready to be claimed by an owner. You say you don't have an owner, which means that you're free for claiming hehe. It's well established that you're wearing a cage, so you're pretty much owned already! Do you have anything else?"