Kamp Kuma

A girl with a green bikini top stood up next. She flicked one of her braids behind her as she said: “What’s going on! I’m Quincy Roy and I’m the Ultimate Kayaker! Actually-” She turned to Monokuma,”I saw a lake on my way over here, there wouldn’t happen to be any kayaks-”

“Yeah, in your Ultimate Lab. I’ll tell you in a minute, be patient. Next.”

Quincy sat back down with a wide smile, excited to know she would be kayaking soon.

The next girl stood, tilting her elaborate decorated top hat back as she observed the room: “HELLO, INFERIORS! I AM PANNA KAKO! I AM THE ULTIMATE PALEONTOLOGIST, THEREFORE I AM MUCH SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE HERE!”

“Is the shouting necessary?” Aristotle commented.

“I’M NOT SHOUTING?!” Panna said, confused,”WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOUT?!”

“Nope, we can all hear you just fine.” Quincy responded.

Panna shrugged before sitting back down. She certainly has a…personality. Next a girl with fancy tools strapped to her belt and suspenders stood up. She waved at the group and with an extremely soft voice spoke: “Hi, friends! I’m Marble Piers, you can call me Marley if you want. I’m the Ultimate Geologist!”

“YOU’RE A GEOLOGIST?!” Panna asked her excitedly.

Marble nodded happily.

“DO YOU LIKE TO DIG HOLES?!”

Marble nodded more aggressively this time.

“DID YOU WANNA DIG A HOLE AND FIND COOL THINGS?!”

Marble squeaked in excitement, quickly sitting back down. The two pulled out pens and started to sketch something out on a napkin.

Everyone’s attention now turned to the only girl who hasn’t been introduced. She was dressed very plain. Upon noticing everyone was staring at her, she immediately covered her face,”D-Don’t look at my face! Please…” While she looked like her voice would be higher pitched and soft, similar to Marble’s, her voice was actually very soothing to listen to. It sounding super familiar too.

“Just introduce yourself and we’ll stop.” Monokuma groaned, getting increasingly impatient.

“K-Koe Musan. Ultimate R-Radio Show Host.” She said, still refusing to move her hands from her face.

Ah! So that’s where I know her voice! She hosts the most popular radio show worldwide, probably explains why she’s an Ultimate.

“Last table.” Monokuma said, gesturing towards my table.

Like he did when meeting me, Itami jumped up from his chair enthusiastically. “Why hello, ladies and gentlemen! I am ever to pleased to be acquainted with you! My name is Itami Shigoto, I am the Ultimate Businessman! If you need anything, and I mean anything, I can get it to you. Just simply-”

“Next person.” Monokuma demanded, not willing to listen to Itami’s rambling. He sat down sadly as Doro stood up. “I’m Doro Goto. And some of you might have noticed a few things missing.” He pulled a handful of things out of his pockets,”A pretty gold necklace with this cute green jewel?” He held it up towards Quincy, her hand flew to her neck and her eyes widened when she realized it was gone. “Or maybe a handful of makeup brushes?” Doro waved the brushes around in Hera’s direction, who glowered at him.

“A rabbit’s foot keychain?” Doro said, dangling said keychain in front of his face as he looked over at Kowai.

Doro finished his overly dramatic introduction with,”Or even a little bag of shiny pebbles. Point is, I’m the Ultimate Thief.”

He tossed each person’s items back over to them before sitting down. Ammon nodded over to me, signaling that I should go next. I was careful to stand up, not wanting to knock anything over.

“Uh, hey!” I started to say, looking around at the group. I could feel blood dripping out of my nose again. “I’m Danger-”

“No fucking way, is that actually your name?” Ronan asked,”That is kickass!”

“It’s my middle name, but I prefer to go by it-”

“What’s your first name then?” Quincy asked.

“It’s Alexander, but I go by Danger-”

“Your nose is bleeding.” Kikimora pointed out.

“Yeah, I’m aware. It ties in with my Ultimate-”

“Your thigh is also bleeding.” Aristotle added.

I was getting a little irritated with these constant interruptions, so instead of hopping around my Ultimate, I bluntly said: “I’m the Ultimate Safety Hazard. The constant bleeding is very normal.” I quickly sat down, unwilling to talk any longer, I’ve embarrassed myself enough.

After an awkward pause, Ammon stood up. His eyes flicked over to Marble before he introduced himself,”I’m Ammon Ritter, the Ultimate Guard. I’ve decided to give myself the task of guarding Danger, from both himself and the accidents he causes.” Ammon sat back down.

I blinked at him, confused. “You what?”

“I want to try to help you.”

“Good luck with that, it’s my Ultimate.”

“I’m still going to try.”

I sighed but shrugged, if Ammon really wanted to try to help, then he could sure try.

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