A Buff's Tale

"4 Bags of popcorn. I would give it five, but I was disappointed that Muncher didn't get to eat much metal or fire hydrants in this one. But Muncher was just so lovable that I'm going to throw in another bag, bringing the total to 5."

"So 5 bags of popcorn?" Tim asks bewilderedly.

"Yeah, basically," you say, opting not to bother explaining the nuances of your rating system.

Tim accepts your explanation and continues. "Ok then. Well, next movie is..."