Dumber than Dumb: Stupider than Stupid
You decide to rehearse foreign languages orally. For the next days ranging through April 27th to May 1st, you sit at your lone, crusty desk in your room, learning how to rehearse foreign languages through tutorial videos. You manage to discover through other friends hoping to attend Dumb College that entrance and acceptance is weighed on your arsenal of foreign languages. This brightens the validity of your efforts. You binge tutorial videos and you even spend money out of your pocket to enroll in informal online asynchronous schools offering to teach you how to speak foreign languages.
You come across a list eventually during your long, rigorous studies printed on the Dumb College entrance exam administration website that gives you an idea of what to know before the entrance exams come along.
• Russian
• German
• French
• Spanish
Unfortunately, though you are the 99th percentile when it comes to exams taken on paper, learning how to rehearse a broad group of foreign languages orally through the span of four days is very difficult. You don't know a lick of Russian, German, French, or Spanish orally aside from knowing how to say hi in the four aforementioned languages. You try to piece together saying them orally, but your dumb diagnosis wears you down. You're dumb. Silent, despondent, and unable to communicate orally effectively and timely, you are limited to only being able to piece together the words in your head rather than piecing them aloud with your words.
With so many languages to study, you eventually discover on the 1st of May by visiting the Dumb College website for background information on oral test knowledge that each language will approximately last a duration of 15 questions long, meaning that you must prioritize studying each language so you don't bomb the oral test. You are given the opportunity to choose between foreign languages to study.
What foreign language do you want to study now? It is May 1st and you are sitting in your room in the evening with enough time to binge study materials for a language. Choose wisely.
You come across a list eventually during your long, rigorous studies printed on the Dumb College entrance exam administration website that gives you an idea of what to know before the entrance exams come along.
• Russian
• German
• French
• Spanish
Unfortunately, though you are the 99th percentile when it comes to exams taken on paper, learning how to rehearse a broad group of foreign languages orally through the span of four days is very difficult. You don't know a lick of Russian, German, French, or Spanish orally aside from knowing how to say hi in the four aforementioned languages. You try to piece together saying them orally, but your dumb diagnosis wears you down. You're dumb. Silent, despondent, and unable to communicate orally effectively and timely, you are limited to only being able to piece together the words in your head rather than piecing them aloud with your words.
With so many languages to study, you eventually discover on the 1st of May by visiting the Dumb College website for background information on oral test knowledge that each language will approximately last a duration of 15 questions long, meaning that you must prioritize studying each language so you don't bomb the oral test. You are given the opportunity to choose between foreign languages to study.
What foreign language do you want to study now? It is May 1st and you are sitting in your room in the evening with enough time to binge study materials for a language. Choose wisely.