Dumber than Dumb: Stupider than Stupid

In the present, it is April 27th, XXX. You take note of that date, sure it will be important later. That is the day you've marked your decision as being prospecting towards Dumb College.

You regularly check information posted about college opportunities and you try your best to stay prepared. Sometimes, you occasionally slack and forget, but entering Dumb College is a priority to you. Newville Town, as you think more and more about yourself over the span of the busy day of April 27th, becomes more and more occupied as people look to occupy neighborhoods in sight of opportunities for themselves. The town, Newville itself, has been segregated into two quarters; the dumb and the stupid with congressmen and senators tied to the land of Newville fawning over the intellectual differences between dumb and stupid since the inception of the town.

Stupid and dumb people don't get along. You remember that as you pass by a boarded fence responsible for segregating one of the lesser districts of the stupid area from the dumb area on the transit bus back home.

You plan towards Dumb College when you get home. As you wrap up Dumb Secondary School, you work hard to increase your scores. Your scores, previously lackluster though equipped with the potential to spark haphazardly in fits of motivation and brightness, fluctuate over the course of the winding school year. Your test grades are perfect. You've never failed a test. But in oral administered exams, it's a different story. You can't speak a lick of English or a lick of any foreign language. Your oral administered exam scores have always been on the tipping point, barely exceeding the passing rate at bare minimum of a 70% or 71% if lucky after weeks and weeks of studying.

At the end of summer, you will be expected to be ready and have the sufficient documentation and checkpoints filled to enter Dumb College.

What do you do to make sure you are ready to enter Dumb College?