Godly Reader

{Jerry Bruckheimer, Jonny Depp, and Orlando Bloom own the following characters besides you. You belong to you}

"Savvy?" Jack Sparrow walks down the street with Will Turner. He fires a pistol on you, causing you to fall on the ground whimpering. Before he can strut away, you cry, "Teach me your ways, sir!"
"What's there to gain for me, eyy?"