Godly Reader

Strangely, this seems to get the captain's attention. "A king, aye? Hm." He starts muttering to himself. "A king means money, which means a better ship, which means more money, and more rum! Yes!" He says to you, "I'll teach you!"
A week later, you jump off of his boat. You can't stand any more lessons on drinking rum properly. That 'Turner' didn't do anything either! He refused to show you the ways of the sword! True, you couldn't even pick it up, but still!
Now you have pirates swimming after you, looking for money.