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The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

You agree to try some of the tea Soft Linus has been brewing. He pours it into a mason jar and hands it to you. "Blessings." He says.
Oh god.
Shit.
Yeah this tastes awful. You do your best to hide your disgust. You try feeding the rest of your tea to Horgus, who passes out from the smell.
"I call it, Autumnal Delight." Linus says.
Gross.