The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You and Horgus drive to Linus' Tea Shop. When you enter, soft indie music plays from an unknown location. The air smells like matcha, which is tea lingo for grass. Behind the front counter is a boy in a cozy sweater, despite it being boiling hot outside. He smiles, "Hi there. People call me Soft Linus. Would you like some tea?"