The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
"Ohhh yeah brother I can smell a liar when I see one. I like your moxie though, kiddo, indeed I do. I'll let you through but just know that everyone in the arena will believe you have a gun if you pretend to have one. Ohhh yeah so just make finger guns if you wanna try and shoot your opponents yessir that'll do the trick yessir indeed ohhhhhhhhh."