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The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

"Ain't no thing, partner." Mr. New Mexico says. "Now you just be careful with that, alright? Don't be giving no one any trouble."
Mr. New Mexico looks up into the sky. "I have to get back to work. I have a long day of looking for gold. I hear there's a big chunk of it in Denmark. I'm not sure where that is, but boy howdy when I find it..."