The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1

"Hey, woah calm down partner it ain't that serious. A gun is a device that shoots hate pellets. We all have them out here and it's silly to be without one. Here, take mine." Mr. New Mexico reaches into his boot and pulls out a revolver. "This one is called Santa Fe, which is what I intend on naming one of my cities when I create my own state.
He hands you Santa Fe. It feels nice, almost natural, like an extension of your body.