A Thing

"Wow," the shark says, "that's kind of messed up. Are you okay?"

"I... I guess so." You respond. But you're lying, and both you and the shark know this.
"It's okay, I've got time." The shark says, swimming around you like a vulture above a dying man.
"Well... things are just... really weird right now. That's all."
"Weird how?"