THE LAST HUNT
John opens the door. “Sam!” John says surprisingly.
“Hey buddy... woah, where are your pants?!” Sam comments. “Well....” as John is about to say Sam interrupts, “Never mind, I got some news for you!”. “What news?!” asks John. Sam excitingly enters the house pushing John to the side and says, “I got us a job!”. “Wait.. what?! Don’t tell me this is another one of those treasure hunting jobs, because I’m done Sam!” says John. “Oh come on! I know in all our years of treasure hunting, there have been one too many near death experiences, but hey! We’ve survived so far.” says Sam. “Yeah, barely! And we decided 5 years ago after I got married that I’m out. Melissa didn’t like me doing this stuff so we all collectively decided to quit.” John says in a pressing manner. “Well where is Melissa now huh? Where is she? Even after leaving everything behind, your passion, your life, your destiny! She still dumped your ass and left you for someone else.” Sam argues.
“Hey buddy... woah, where are your pants?!” Sam comments. “Well....” as John is about to say Sam interrupts, “Never mind, I got some news for you!”. “What news?!” asks John. Sam excitingly enters the house pushing John to the side and says, “I got us a job!”. “Wait.. what?! Don’t tell me this is another one of those treasure hunting jobs, because I’m done Sam!” says John. “Oh come on! I know in all our years of treasure hunting, there have been one too many near death experiences, but hey! We’ve survived so far.” says Sam. “Yeah, barely! And we decided 5 years ago after I got married that I’m out. Melissa didn’t like me doing this stuff so we all collectively decided to quit.” John says in a pressing manner. “Well where is Melissa now huh? Where is she? Even after leaving everything behind, your passion, your life, your destiny! She still dumped your ass and left you for someone else.” Sam argues.