THE LAST HUNT

The sound of doorbell suddenly wakes John up, he jumps out of bed, begins to put some pants on, he can’t seem to get his right leg through the pant. “Come on, why can’t I get this stupid leg inside this Godforsaken pant?!” John exclaims. The doorbell rings again, “Okay okay I’m coming!” Shouts John.
John drops the pants and goes towards the door…