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The Oddball Odyssey Part Choose-Your-Own
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Gorloche
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This is the truth. Ninjas beat pirates any day. The ninjas, to celebrate their victory:
You have 5 choices:
Take a huge crap.
Make mango chutney.
Buy some hosues.
Become rap moguls.
Don't give a crap and go kill more people.