The Oddball Odyssey Part Choose-Your-Own

Note to readers: This is supposed to be highly modified by you, the readers, so I will only make one path. I will add new paths from time to time but I will be counting initially on you to throw in some fun. Remember, this story is completely random and as such, no continuity needs to be held for this to be exciting.
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A dwarf is wandering through a long set of halls which smell an aweful lot like moldy cheese. This angers the dwarf to no end.